Chapter 1.5

Thankfully Darwin didn’t stay trapped in childhood for long.
Gaia: Did you say you wanted Chocolate cake sweetie?
Darwin: Yes mum! And make it look like a hamburger!
And I wonder why the whole family is battling weight issues….


And a hamburger cake he got. (Seriously EA, HAMBURGER cake??)

Don’t mind the grump face. He’s just hating that sweatshirt. But look at his hair! Gaia’s hair did pass down, which means Darwin is officially the heir to the legacy!

Darwin rolled the Good trait, and he also rolled Party Animal for his adult aspiration! This gives him the gregarious trait as well.


One quick trip to the mirror later, and Darwin is looking much better.

Gaia: Now Caroline, I hope you’re not too upset about not being the heir.
Caroline: Nah, Darwin will be good at it. And I hear something about a bank of motherlode loan for those who move out…

While making breakfast for the family one morning, Elvis gives me a good heart attack. We haven’t had a fire in a while!

While the kids freaked out, Gaia sprung into action and quickly put the flames out. This of course would leave the entire family in a terrible mood for the rest of the day.

Darwin wanted to meet some new folks, so he dragged his sister to the library. While she took a nap on the settee, Darwin chatted up several folks, happy as a clam.

Darwin got an easel for his birthday, and decided to get to work painting. This is a playful painting, by the way.

Gaia’s garden is her pride and joy, and she finally hit max level gardening! There’s only a few more plants she doesn’t have.

Another fire, and this time with Darwin! Thankfully Elvis was right there and put the flames out before it even singed him.

Darwin wasn’t phased by his brush with flames, and decided to start working on his handiness skill. He’d heard that a full handiness was needed to break into the mines in Oasis Springs.

Darwin was quickly able to make furniture as well as sculptures, though doing it with a spoon was proving difficult (stoopid stuck object).

Gaia: Do you think I should make gnocchi or…Elvis…?
Elvis: Oh…don’t…I’m just…tired…

Grim: Well, These Creator folks have me busy now. Let’s see, Elvis Natural…never completed that romantic aspiration of yours…got stuck with one broad, poor guy…

Gaia: Please! We’re…we’re not ready for this yet! He won’t get to see his grandchildren!
Grim: Fine, get up before you get stuck down there.


Elvis: I’m…I’m back?
Grim: Yep. Your lady didn’t want to let you off the hook yet.

Grim: Sorry to bug you doing…whatever it is you living do…but you know, I’ll be back in like, a day, right?
Elvis: Yes I know. I’ll…I’ll talk to them.

Elvis spoke with the family, telling them that it was his time. He then tried to hack as much money as he could, hopeful to leave them with more. Unfortunetly, his hacking skills left a bit to be desired.

Elvis managed to say goodbye to the kids just before he left. Darwin and Gaia managed to be strong, but his little girl Caroline just couldn’t handle it and sobbed the entire time.

Good bye Elvis Natural.

Leave a comment